I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?
oh thank god i thought i missed something big
- me: honestly...tbh...to be honest...
this kid is cooler than all of us
Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
Shhh the baby is sleeping
- blue/green idk
- omfg its so weird its like brown, ginger, blonde
- im very good at bringing groups of people together?
- id say teal but my wardrobe is mostly navy/black
- canada specifically calgary
- omfg its gotta be the rock
- maned wolf by far the sneakiest looking motherfuckers
- probably beside you by 5sos (im trash)
- birdsong by sebastian faulks
cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now
u walked in
everyone was asking for ur name
u just smiled and told them