My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing
i slayed mum before i picked out this dress in a shop and she goes “ha i dont think so itll show every curve and lump you have” and i just went “yeah and ill look hot regardless” so she fell silent boom slayed get out of my face
Did I tell you guys our class mural is yu gi oh because it is
im more interested in your trophy case full of bras tbh
*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.
do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own